Isthay ostpay isyay ofyay ayay ensitivesay aturenay. Otay eepkay ethay informationyay ereinhay omfray otentialpay employersyay (andyay orfay unfay) Iyay amyay itingwray ityay inyay Igpay Atinlay.
Odaytay Iyay adhay anyay interviewyay atyay Itelsay. Isthay asway ymay econdsay interviewyay (irdthay ifyay ountcay ethay uberyay easyyay omputercay esttay). Itay onsistedcay ofyay ayay ourtay ofyay ethay aceplay erewhay Iyay aymay oryay aymay otnay ebay orkingway. Igbay oorflay. Anymay onesphay. Iay inkthay Iyay illway etgay ethay objay. I inkthay everyoneyay owhay asway erethay illway etgay ethay objay unlessyay eythay aidsay "Iyay enjoyyay urderingmay uppypay ogsday" uringday eirthay interviewyay. Eythay illway allcay emay inyay "ayay ouplecay aysday".
Inyay asecay Iyay on'tday etgay ethay objay atyay Itelsay, Iyay ouldcay orkway atyay Ogersray Ideovay. Eythay alledcay emay isthay afternoonyay andyay onephay interviewedyay emay. Iyay owedway emthay ithway ymay Ockbusterblay experienceyay andyay idday otnay entionmay ymay imminentyay employmentyay ithway Itelsay.
Erethay ightmay alsoyay ebay ayay ealray objay onyay ethay orizonhay. Apparentlyyay, ymay Om'smay eindfray atyay ethay Orontotay Artsyay Ouncilcay oughtthay ymay ésuméray asway "illiantbray". Osay Iyay ightmay etgay anyay interviewyay erethay inyay ethay earnay uturefay.
Atyay isthay ateray I'llyay avehay eethray obsjay ybay ethay endyay ofyay ethay onthmay. Erewhay ereway allyay esethay uysgay ixsay onthsmay agoyay?
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That's enough Pig Latin for one millenium. In other news, Office Depot, having no idea how to change the bulbs in its light-up sign, has changed its name to Ofie Pot. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
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