Celebrating minor achievements

• Walked to the vet with a four-and-a-half-year old, a very slow two-and-a-half-year old, and a dog who can't seem to stop pulling on his leash and jumping up on strangers.
• Took the children to the library at children's request. Left early due to younger offspring's lack of listening skills.
• Served four peanut butter and jam sandwiches, two slices of leftover pizza, two apple sauces, two oranges, eight cups of milk and approximately 800 pieces of cheese.  (Not including breakfast) Percentage of that food that was consumed by me: .01%
• Emptied the dishwasher.
• Put breakfast and snack dishes into the dishwasher.
• Put away one basket full of laundry.
• Changed the batteries in my husband's mouse to facilitate my son's computer addiction.
• Mediated several disputes between the children and the dog.
• Dealt with four freak-outs. One computer related, one to do with leaving the library early, and the last two because I didn't serve enough cheese.
• Researched publishers to send my book to.
• Wrote half a paragraph.