Last night I dreamt that I was in high school. I was in a classroom trying to get to a computer and two boys were blocking my way and being bullies. I looked over at Brent Spiner, who was the teacher, and said "Sir, can you help me?" He just looked away. So I dealt with the boys myself using some wicked Judo flips. Brent threatened me with detention, but I told him there was no way I would go. "I used to be a big fan of yours, Mr. Spiner," I said. "But I guess I'm not anymore."
I then attempted to do some equations on the computer but Brent Spiner kept childishly turning off the monitor on me. I stormed out of the class. Looking at me watch, I noted that it was 7 pm. I gather Brent Spiner had been running an after school algebra club rather than a regular class. I think that my storming out was a victory for him, because he didn't want me in the club (maybe because I'm a girl, I don't know).
I was telling my friend about the dream (while still dreaming) and she said "Oh no, that wasn't a dream, he's really a teacher here." I tried to find my locker, but couldn't find any that were the right colour. I walked down the hall, thinking maybe I was on the wrong floor. I eventually figured out that I was on the right floor, but someone had painted all the lockers orange as a prank. I found my locker pretty quickly after that.
4 comments:
that is so funny! wonder what it all means? especially the brent spiner part. had you been watching star trek TNG before bed?
I haven't watched it in a while actually. Maybe taking the kids trick or treating at the ridiculously crowded mall reminded me of high school.
Funny conflict to have your sleep. Lots of frustrations.
Funny!
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